Poopsicle

January 6th, 2008

Breitbart.tv » Snow-Eating Robot Poops Ice Bricks as It Clears Path
The ice bricks can be stacked and stored until they melt or used as an alternative source of refrigeration.

Michael J. Totten: A Plan to Kill Everyone

January 6th, 2008

Michael J. Totten: A Plan to Kill Everyone

A sign on the door leading out of India Company’s Combat Operations Center says “Have a Plan to Kill Everyone You Meet.” For a fraction of second I thought it might be some kind of joke. But I was with the Marine Corps in Fallujah, and it wasn’t a joke.

I asked Captain Stewart Glenn if he could explain and perhaps elaborate a bit on what, exactly, that sign is about. “It’s pretty straightforward,” he said rather bluntly. “It means exactly what it says.”

Heston of the Apes

January 6th, 2008

A re-editing of Planet of the Apes, leaving only those moments where Charleton Heston speaks. The film’s narrative is reduced to a single apocalyptic monologue that is often humorous and all Heston.

Resume

January 4th, 2008

Worst Resume Ever
I’ll give him an A for effort but not much else.

Chief Clarence Louie

December 22nd, 2007

Chief Clarence Louie gets it.

Glow

December 14th, 2007

SKoreans clone cats that glow in the dark: officials Okay, where do I get one and how much?

The Final Frontier

December 10th, 2007

Voyager 2 probe crosses interstellar boundary and I have a hard enough time crossing the street. I wish Richard Branson would hurry up and get Virgin Galactic going because I need to get off this planet ASAP.

Free Joe Francis

December 4th, 2007

Joe Francis, CEO of Girls Gone Wild makes an interesting legal case against his incarceration on his website.

FARCed Up

November 27th, 2007

A Che-obsessed Dutch woman who joined a Columbian revolutionary group found out that it’s not all sunshine and butterflies

The army stumbled on the handwritten diary during a raid on a guerrilla camp. It lay near the embers of a communal kitchen where fleeing rebels left their breakfast untouched.

“I’m tired, tired of the FARC, tired of the people, tired of communal living. Tired of never having anything for myself,” wrote the author, a 29-year-old Dutch woman.

Colombia’s government couldn’t have hoped for better propaganda against the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia, or FARC. It leaked excerpts from the diary found last June to the media, even making available an English translation of the Dutch entries.

The first known person from outside Latin America to join the region’s largest rebel army wasn’t just disillusioned. Like most FARC foot soldiers, Tanja Nijmeijer apparently wasn’t permitted to leave.

Baffling!

November 13th, 2007

The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World | Cracked.com

Blair

November 13th, 2007

Blair isn’t to blame for Islamist terror | Comment | The Observer
By Denis MacShane of The Guardian UK

Ten years ago, in November 1997, 50 Swiss tourists rose early to visit
the Valley of the Kings across the Nile from Luxor in Egypt. Suddenly
from the hills came a group of Islamists. They shot, disembowelled and
decapitated the tourists.

It was just one of the many forerunners of
9/11 in 2001 in New York, 7/7 in 2005 in London or 11/M as the Spanish
call the train bombings in Madrid in 2004. Today, as the killing in the
name of extremist political Islamist ideology increases in tempo and
intelligence agencies struggle to disarm those promised a passage to
heaven if they blow themselves and others up, the earlier wave of
militant Islamist killing can be overlooked.

Britain. Britain. Britain.

November 7th, 2007

Melanie Phillips gives some insight on Britain’s anti-semetic turn. Interestingly this anti-semitism isn’t coming from the usual suspects but rather the academic Left.

Theological anti-Semitism’s themes reemerged in the next mutation: racial anti-Semitism. This ideology held that, on account of their genetic inheritance, Jews were the enemies of humanity—a demonic conspiracy whose malign influence could be countered only by removing them from the face of the earth. Nazi Germany tried to do just that, killing 6 million Jews between 1933 and 1945.

Zubaz!

November 7th, 2007

Zubaz! Zubaz! Zubaz! My workout outfit is complete.

Fire!

October 29th, 2007


Top 10 manliest firearms. Word up.

Mono

October 15th, 2007

I’m not sure what this is but if you’re into making funny faces then have fun.

Not Canada

October 13th, 2007

Former immigrants to Canada who’ve left for elsewhere have set up a website warning skilled workers that Canada is not friendly when it comes to recognizing their credentials.

SMiLE

October 13th, 2007

Interesting article on The Beach Boys SMiLE album. The case is made that their album Smiley Smile is SMiLE.

Peanut Envy

October 13th, 2007

Christopher Hitchens doesn’t have a lot of good things to say about Jimmy Carter

In the Carter years, the United States was an international laughingstock. This was not just because of the prevalence of his ghastly kin: the beer-sodden brother Billy, doing deals with Libyan President Muammar Qaddafi, and the grisly matriarch, Miz Lillian. It was not just because of the president’s dire lectures on morality and salvation and his weird encounters with lethal rabbits and UFOs. It was not just because of the risible White House “Bible study” sessions run by Bert Lance and his other open-palmed Elmer Gantry pals from Georgia. It was because, whether in Afghanistan, Iran, or Iraq—still the source of so many of our woes—the Carter administration could not tell a friend from an enemy. His combination of naivete and cynicism—from open-mouthed shock at Leonid Brezhnev’s occupation of Afghanistan to underhanded support for Saddam in his unsleeping campaign of megalomania—had terrible consequences that are with us still. It’s hardly an exaggeration to say that every administration since has had to deal with the chaotic legacy of Carter’s mind-boggling cowardice and incompetence.

Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace

October 6th, 2007

Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace

Good Job, Calgary!

October 6th, 2007

Good Job, Calgary.