An Appeal To The Ladies Or The Gays
Attention ladies or gays: I need new fucking boots!!! I don’t know where to find some and shopping for shoes in this city is only good if you want to look like Mr. Asshole-Feet. Either that or I just don’t know where to shop for guy’s shoes that aren’t sneakers. Of course were I a lady I’d be sorted as for every 1000 women’s shoes stores there’s 1 dimly-lit men’s shoe store. But I don’t know where to find it. Anyways, here’s the deal.
I am looking for boots like the ones in the image in either brown or black. My budget is under $500. Preferably well under. Gravity Pope has a really, really fucking nice pair of $700 Paul Smith boots but I’m not that fucking rich. So ladies or gays, any idea where I can find a pair that will not bust my wallet but will make me look totally awesome? Any idea at all? I need your help. Please. Pretty please.