13 Minutes To Wankville
To call the video for 30 seconds to Mars “From Yesterday” unpretentious is like calling the Scissor Sisters “possibly homosexual”.
From the letterbox, chinese subtitles and the 3 minute preamble before the song even starts to the crazy plot about an ancient Chinese child emperor’s birthday wish for them to be his guest. It’s a good thing that Jared Leto found that magical map that transported him and his band into the past. It gets better from there. For real. Two words: Samurai Fights