Kung-Fu Cockfighter
No, it’s not my new nickname though I wish it was. It is something so far beyond comprehension that not even some witty repartee will do it justice. WATCH!!! But be warned: trying some of this on your lover will not only hurt them but will fuck you up three times. That is unless you have the ability to flex your cock and have it tear through your pants. What?! You Can’t!? Don’t worry, I’ve tried and it’s a lot harder than it looks.
October 21st, 2005 at 12:03 PM
Eric.
That is…. something else.
I especially like the lightening bolt/penetration scene.
I wish my vagina could fire out laser beams! My sound effects are decidedly less jazzy.
October 21st, 2005 at 16:26 PM
With a vagina that fires out laser beams, you could even end up in an episode of sin cities.