Don’t Shit Where You Climb, Dumbass!
CNN is running a story about the problem of human feces on the top of mountains. The problem is thus: On more popular climbing mountains like Mount McKinley the feces has a difficult time of decomposing due to the extreme climate and the fact that it’s difficult to bury in hard-packed snow. The mess isn’t the only problem though. Often time the feces is virus-laden and consequently will infect those within close proximity. This of course leads to diarrhea and the cycle continue. My solution to all this is of course to stop climbing up fucking mountains and to take up a more productive hobby like macramé. Then again, perhaps this is Darwinism in action.