A Man’s Gotta Eat

Okay, so I didn’t get the job I interviewed for twice and I’m still destitute but I there’s a bright side to everything. Like the fact that I get to spend extra amount of time on this website and not going outside other than jogging. For example all I did this evening after the afore-mentioned jogging was eat ju jubes and create the logo for the flashcube.org merchandise that I am now selling.

Yup! I’ve got everything from BBQ Aprons to Camisoles, Thongs to Bibs. I’d buy one myself if I wasn’t a jobless, poor motherfucker that you won’t see much of until I’m working again. I know, I know it sort of shatters the image of myself that I try to build up but the truth is far more pathetic (and consequently funnier) than you could ever, ever imagine. But enough of that, buy my stuff.

2 Responses to “A Man’s Gotta Eat”

  1. mason Says:

    I like the Mug. Mainly because I am not very comfortable wearing that logo out in public.

    And what is up with the dog t-shirt? I mean, why no cat clothes???

  2. Eric Says:

    They didn’t offer cat clothes unfortunately. Just people and dog clothes.