My Life For Sale
Vancouver’s already taken my fucking soul. It may as well take most of my worldly possessions. I am moving from British Columbia in 3 weeks. I hate moving lots of things and have decided to take this opportunity to get rid of most of it. If you are in the Vancouver area, I have the following things for sale:
- 1 Futon and Mattress Good condition. Clean.
- 1 Microwave 2 years old. Works perfectly. White.
- 1 Hand-Made Bookshelf Really nice. Did I mention hand-made? Built from scratch 3 years ago as a trade for design work.
- 1 Couch Okay condition. Beige. Long enough so that my 6 foot 2 frame can nap comfortably on it. Very comfy.
- 1 scanner Agfa snapscan 1212. USB. Works well under Mac, Linux, and Windows.
- 1 TV 15 inch. Small compact. New-ish. Comes with RF modulator so you can hook up a DVD player to it.
- 1 Desk and matching chair Military-grade steel with a faux-wood top. Pea green.
Everything here is negotiable. I need to get rid of it. I need the money. Lets make a deal. Email me if you are interested in any of these items. Also, check out stuff I’m selling on Ebay.
December 2nd, 2004 at 5:27 AM
oh, mannnnnn. that sux. just knowing you were out there somewhere, in vancouver, getting seriously liquored up and having some sort of fun was enough for me to convice myself that I, too, was cool by association. with you gone, it’s just gonna be me and my new chia garfield. Ah well, Eric, ’twas a good run, and I’m certain you’ll maintain this ever-frosty blog!
December 2nd, 2004 at 20:07 PM
It’s all good. The blog will go on. Don’t sweat it. But there will be a few days when I’ll be moving stuff where there won’t be any posts by me but Mason of http://www.myownbiggestfan.org will be stepping up the plate (he hasn’t actually agreed yet) to write a few posts during the days I’ll be unable to.
December 2nd, 2004 at 22:50 PM
Don’t worry, I think I am up to the task. I am searching google with the keywords “flatulence christian porn” as I type this.
December 2nd, 2004 at 22:52 PM
i just commented and it got swallowed up… it had a link in it, is that the problem? Oh, and the word “porn”
December 2nd, 2004 at 22:54 PM
It’s my comment moderation thing. If you skip the “http://” when posting the link it will not need approval from me.
December 2nd, 2004 at 23:28 PM
Hey Eric!
Too bad you don’t like Vancouver. Is it the whole big-city-filled-with-bad-drivers, rains-all-the-time thing? Or something else?
I shall forever remember that time when I thought you were Wil Murray.
Oh- my brother needs a bookcase. D’ya think you could send me a pic of it? Maybe I’ll get it for him for Xmas.
Nikki
December 3rd, 2004 at 16:01 PM
It pains me to see you sell your MBV vinyl. Are they really only worth $5 each to you?
December 4th, 2004 at 16:59 PM
where are you moving to?