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This is by far the most popular poll I’ve put up here with a jaw-dropping 36 voters. Here are the results:

• I know that at very minimum at least 8 of my readers have eyes; Beautiful ones I could lose myself in.
• Another 5 voters have lips that they are very proud of; whether they be thin and wispy, full and luscious, or moist and kissable.
• The voting was skewed for “Ass” because a certain jerk (hint: look in the comments) decided to vote no less than 3 times. The other voters look great in either tight jeans or skirts though.
• 9 voters have tits and are proud of them as they should be.
• 7 voters have a party in their pants. Everyone’s invited.
• No votes for “Torso”. Perhaps I should have called it the more descriptive “midriff”.
• 1 voter has an absolutely precious, perfect nose.

In the end “Tits” was the clear winner with 9 votes with “Eyes” coming in a close second at 8 votes. Am I proud of the results? How I could not be? Does it mean I’m still spending my precious evenings loveless and alone? Absolutely. But with these results I can seek solace knowing that when “Tits” win, I win.

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