Kiss Off
I took the Are You A Good Kisser online quiz and came out with a 74 which is of course total bullshit because I like kissing like a dog likes steak. My score of 74 labeled me a “Casanova in the making”. I take offense in that. What, do I need lessons or something? On second thought that would make an interesting preamble to locking lips.
Lady: Pardon me sir, why are you so distraught?
Eric: Well to be honest I scored poorly on an online Kissing questionaire.
Lady: I wouldn’t take credence in such things.
Eric: The numbers didn’t lie. I got 74. I just know I’m better.
Lady: Oh you poor dear.
September 22nd, 2004 at 9:06 AM
81
September 22nd, 2004 at 18:43 PM
74. Either the quiz is broken, or you and i were made for each other.
September 23rd, 2004 at 0:07 AM
78. I call bullshit.
September 23rd, 2004 at 10:53 AM
I got 74 as well… But that’s bullshit. I’m pro. I think I at LEAST have to be as good as Mason. At least!
September 23rd, 2004 at 17:23 PM
Jeeze, just when I was begining to think you might be a nice person. Thanks Nik.
September 23rd, 2004 at 23:27 PM
I call bullshit too because I’ve seen Mason kiss pasionately. Actually, it was more like a game of chicken in which both parties lost. I still can’t shake the memory.
September 24th, 2004 at 1:39 AM
You can’t shake it because you don’t want to.
Admit it Eric.
September 25th, 2004 at 17:46 PM
78! whee! Eat 4 points Skilldot!
October 1st, 2004 at 10:16 AM
Oh, you poor dear…