Celine Dreams
I think that at one point or another everyone has had a dream about a celebrity; some inocuous and some, well, questionable in content. Me, being a slave to my unconsious mind have had my share. Usually they involve Hollywood sexpot Jennifer Tilly and a game of tennis but that’s besides the point. Am I here to share the details of my dreams with you? No. I think some things are simply better left unsaid better than me playing a balancing act between discretion and humour.
Discretion loses in the case of the Celine Dreams website where fans recount their dreams featuring Canada’s horse-faced chanteuse and other reciprocate by interpreting them. Here’s a sampling:
Fan Dream #13
Dan, USAI’d had a dream, or nightmare rather, about CÈline last night. I
don’t remember the premise, but I remember that she was dead. I was devastated !!! I remember being really upset. I remember thinking, “OMIGOSH, her Millennium Concert was her last performance, and I wasn’t there!!!” Then I remember thinking about how they are building this huge stage in Vegas for her come back that she wouldn’t be able to perform on. I know this isn’t much of a dream and there’s probably not a lot to interpret here, but I figured I would share. To my knowledge, it’s the only time CÈline has ever penetrated my dreams.Interpretation of a fan dream #13
Dan, I just realized that your dream is number 13! Well, the nightmare you had is actually quite interesting. It tells us what kind of person you are. It feels like you are someone who sometimes makes impulsive decisions, and then tends to regret. You are a dreamer who likes to say “I wish I…” A little more context would reveal the real meaning of this dream.
Why? Why do I seek out shit like this when inevitably it makes me want ot curl up into a ball and cry?