No Marriage
NoMarriage.com is a website by American men who have married foreign brides. It wouldn’t be so bad if they would just shut up and go with their lives but they’ve set up this website in order to tell us the virtues of foreign brides and to trash American women. Her’s a quote from an article
A huge percentage of American women are selfish, flighty, insecure, needy and psychotic, and quite capable of concealing those traits during the dating phase
White ‘career’ American chicks are the bottom of the barrel marriage-wise.
Foreign women from South America, Eastern Europe, and Asia are at the top. Only guys who travel (in other words, guys who are successful and ambitious enough to travel a lot) find these. But they never, ever go back.
Foreign-born women living in the US are the next best. They get married early…they are highly sought-after by American guys for their wifely skills (hell, any women who has ANY ability to be a wife is better than your average American chick, who knows NOTHING about being a wife)
Bottom of the barrel—white American chicks. Yecch.
Wow! You’d think that with talk like that these guys would regular male model types who are too good for mere American women. Think again.
Ummm….Yeah. Well perhaps if you didn’t look like so much a troll you’d find yourself a nice American lady. Not that there aren’t many lovely foreign ladies but don’t trash the local women because of your misgivings.
Now I’ve been on a mission to destroy the sanctity of marriage ever since it occured to me that it would really be something fun to do in my spare time. If I’ve any regrets thus far, it’s that I’m not on my second wife yet. That being said, I’m ready to walk down that aisle anytime, anywhere, with anyone. I don’t care because not only will I marry someone, but I’ll marry the shit out of them. After which we can get it anulled or beter yet a divorce and then laugh about the whole thing overs cocktails. How dare Britney have a whirlwind 55-hour Vegas marriage. I can do better than that.
July 26th, 2004 at 12:38 PM
Seriously, Eric, you should get a pre-nup happening. Otherwise, she’ll milk you for all you’re worth.
Unless… you’re planning to do that to her? ;)
July 26th, 2004 at 15:25 PM
Eric would have to be worth something in order to get milked… er, what I mean is that good looks and personality can’t be stollen. Yeah, that’s what I mean.
July 26th, 2004 at 15:41 PM
First things first, I’m not exactly swimming in cash so the foundation of my marriage will be F-U-N and failing that L-U-V. That being said, I’m not at all opposed to marrying some lovely lady for her money. That way I can be morally bankrupt as opposed to financially.
July 27th, 2004 at 14:59 PM
these guys obviously know what they’re talking about. they’ve got everything about life covered, clothing, style, health. Hell, there’s no denying it with *that* mullet. Maybe we should take their advice. or we can sawed-off their legs so they have to walk on their knuckles. fucking over-generalizing ignorant fat ugly fucktards.
ps i love foreign chicks