No me des un chupetón
I often wonder about these “how to” articles. In the case of this “How to get sex in Spain” article, I am aghast at the content as it’s simply a series of phrases that are inappropriate in any language and certainly won’t get you sex as much as a kick to the balls. Uttering “Quiero follarte” is an invitation to getting slapped and “Siéntate en la polla” is, well, I don’t even want to fucking talk about that one.
