Atrocities of fashion part 2: Sandals and Socks
I don’t own a pair of sandals nor do I plan on buying any in the near future. Not because I don’t think they can’t be fabulous if worn correctly but rather because I have finger-toes. Finger-toes are what someone once (I honestly can’t recall who) called my toes them as they are long, bony, and prehensile. They are quite ugly as well so that’s why I like to keep them under wraps. However, despite their ugliness, I would feel compelled to take off my socks were I to wear sandals as that’s simply in the poorest possible taste, completely inexcusable, and something akin to hippies and mountain folk. No, no, no! Don’t fucking do it!
Damn Hippies!
June 16th, 2004 at 21:47 PM
I agree. Other than eagle toes it is the number one sandal atrocity. Eagle toe is when your sandals are to small for you and then your toes hang over. It happens with strippers alot. Its also bad when women grow their toenails really long and give them french manicure.
June 17th, 2004 at 2:36 AM
Anya, your knowledge of toe-weirdness is almost disturbing. Umm.. well I think actually, I am shaken enough to say that yes, your toe-weirdness knowledge is, in fact, disturbing.
Love, M
June 18th, 2004 at 1:35 AM
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