Auditioning the finger puppets
More often than not you’ll hear a lot of different euphemisms for male masturbation from the standard, “choking the chicken” to the more obscure “wrestling the cyclops”. However, euphemisms for female masturbation are few and far between. Well to my knowledge at least. With that, here’s a splendid page listing in alphabetical order most known female masturbation euphemisms. If there are any lacking from this list, please mention them in the comments.

So wrong.
June 16th, 2004 at 4:18 AM
link url for the picture needs to be html not htm
June 17th, 2004 at 23:31 PM
Fixed. Thanks.