Flashcube.org

Game Boy Music. Engaging. Enthralling.

The Behr Paint site features a really interesting interactive tool to help you visualize colour schemes in a variety of different rooms. It’s lots of fun. Just click on Colour Smart on the main page. Kudos to Kalin for the link.

The opinions on Scrabble seems to be rather polarized; some people love the game while other aren’t into it so much. I tend to fall into the fall into the latter category as while not a big fan whenever I play games with people it’s always under the pretense of scoring. Ultimately though, my Scrabble hand usually ends up like this.

and touch someone within your vicinity or even very far away with this payphone directory. Who will pick up?

One man’s fight against vermin that have taken over a building. WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! Not for the squeamish. He details every single kill. With pictures.

Not to be fucked with

Scarleteen is an absolutely incredible website that bills itself as “sex education for the real world”. I have absolutely no reservations recommending it as it’s provides real education with no agenda to push other than what’s best for Y-O-U. There’s tons of really good articles like “The 10 Best Things You Can Do For Yourself (at any age)” and “Sexual Negotiation (for the long haul)”. Sassy and YM could learn a thing or two from this site.

How old do you think I am? Am I two or seventy-two? I’m no good at these games but you might be. C’mon, give it a shot.

Blame the following image on the fact that I’m really, really ill right now with a fucking head cold. It’s affected my better judgment. If anything I hope it provides fodder for you to make fun of me in the comments after the Nyquil puts me asleep. And yes, that really is me.

When you’re bored of that, check out the Rotten.com library for a variety of articles ranging from Animal Homosexuality to Dippy Drinking Birds.

I’ll never learn. Maybe because everything is so much more fun the evening before. I’m not even trying to elicit sympathy as it’s very clear that I’ve done this to myself. Which reminds me, “What did I do last night?” Here’s a website for people in the same situation as I. There’s lots of fun games and remedies. But quite possibly the best feature of all is the ability to turn down the brightness on the website itself. I know my eyes thanked me for that.

Not unlike how my body feels right now.

In a true return to form I bring you this. Mr. Picasso Head. Now you too can create a stunning work of art in the style of one of Modernisms greatest Painters. Here is a self-portrait I did this evening — at two in the morning — after watching Pink Flamingos — and eating nachos. It’s good but I know you can do better. Don’t disappoint me and don’t disappoint yourself. Send me your portrait and I will post it here for every one to enjoy or revile. The winner gets a prize or something. Really. You can hold me to it because I tend to forget about giving out prizes once a contest is over. I mean it. Bug the shit out of me. I’ve already forgotten.



But what does it mean?
Left to Right, Top to Bottom: Eric, DSD, Mason, Anonymous, Nikki, Susy & Sasha, Xelif, Graeme, Lex, Timmy Tapeworm

Originally the subject of this post was going to be on online test that I took regarding my social personality. (Prognosis: not so good) But after taking the arduous 88 questions and then getting a small paragraph telling me something that I already know Like the fact that I don’t like people and trust mostly myself but if you get some gin in me and I’ll be your friend, lover, and confidante. (Read: slutty)

Ultimately, I felt that you deserved better from me. I mean, granted I do this site mostly to amuse myself, but I guess some people actually visit this and as such I feel I have standards to uphold. Who ever thought I’d ever adhere to standards - even if they are my own. Anyways, here’s a snakes and ladders game to keep you fuckers appeased for one more night. If you don’t like that here’s a website about collecting perfume bottles.

Well done, cockass!

Cindy Jackson is not only believes in the Beauty Myth, she lives it and loves it. I got to hand it to her though. To be able to take something seemingly shallow and banal like wanting to look like Barbie and follow through with it to its most logical extreme takes gusto.
She’s had it all too: Eye lifts, Nose jobs, Cheek implants, Lip augmentation, Cosmetic Dentistry, Chin reduction, Jaw reshaped, Facelifts, Breast implants in, Breast implants out, Dermabrasion, Chemical peels, Fat transfers, Liposuction, Filler injections, Laser treatment, and much, much more.
The best part is that she has absolutely no pretense about altering her body to achieve an ideal unlike a certain French performance artist. Hope she knows when to stop though as it’s a slippery slope. I’m curious if they have couples rates for botox. If they do, I’ll need someone to couple up with for the treatment.

Who’s paying?

It never surprises me when the porn industry capitalizes on popular entertainment. Thankfully though, some things are still sacred.

Coming soon to a porn theatre near you.

If you were to go through my archive, you would find out that I blogged this last year. But you know what? I sat at home pants-less with no one but myself to celebrate. Well it’s one year later and will No Pants Day be the same this year for me? Probably. But that’s no reason that everyone else shouldn’t celebrate this auspicious occasion. However, should anyone want to know where I am on May 7th, I’ll be at home. By myself. Without pants.

Oh, don’t fool yourselves. I’m like so gonna end up like this guy.

Race sushi around the table while avoiding obstacles. While the content in Japanese the site is oddly enough based in Italy. Giapponese a Roma indeed.

Make your own here.

Generally, I don’t like to advertise a product but this one is actually quite nice. Nupha is an online music store based out of France that allows you to download and purchase music. What makes it great is the focus on independent French artists which completely satisfies my Francophile needs. Where else can I get to listen to the entire Disques Tricatel back catalogue. Mac and iTunes Friendly. Hooray.

Here’s a nice link to a nice site called Retrojunk. Download 1980’s TV show themes, movie trailers and commercials. Wax on. Wax off.

Not from a NAMBLA pamphlet

One day the meek shall rule the earth.