Comments on: Brutally honest personals http://www.flashcube.org/2004/05/24/brutally-honest-personals/ Pop & Politics Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:53:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: x5 http://www.flashcube.org/2004/05/24/brutally-honest-personals/#comment-772 x5 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.flashcube.org/2004/05/24/brutally-honest-personals/#comment-772 Name: Melissa K Age: 30 Height: 5"11 Weight: 150-160? - My scale is broken b/c I threw it at my ex's head. Occupation: Unemployed Scientist (read: clandestine chemist) Last time had sex: Can't remember, because I was either too drunk or stoned. As a boozy, Amazonian dominatrix, I put the "freak" into control-freak. My rage attacks are the stuff that legends are made of, so make sure you do it my way the first time. Although I am the life of the party, largely due to my drug habit, the night invariably ends with me in tears, as I have lots of issues and baggage, real and imagined. This feature couples nicely with my OCD "counting" tendencies. Despite the fact I am a chronic underachiever, I think that I am smarter than you, and will let you know it. I cannot refrain from talking during movies, sorry. I am rarely in the mood for sex, because I always have a stomach-ache. Unless I am drunk, of course. Redeeming qualities: Your mom will love me because I will tell her all your secrets. Your dad will love me because I will flirt with him shamelessly. You will love me because I make a good lemon-meringue pie. Anyone interested? Name: Melissa K
Age: 30
Height: 5″11
Weight: 150-160? - My scale is broken b/c I threw it at my ex’s head.
Occupation: Unemployed Scientist (read: clandestine chemist)
Last time had sex: Can’t remember, because I was either too drunk or stoned.

As a boozy, Amazonian dominatrix, I put the “freak” into control-freak. My rage attacks are the stuff that legends are made of, so make sure you do it my way the first time. Although I am the life of the party, largely due to my drug habit, the night invariably ends with me in tears, as I have lots of issues and baggage, real and imagined. This feature couples nicely with my OCD “counting” tendencies. Despite the fact I am a chronic underachiever, I think that I am smarter than you, and will let you know it. I cannot refrain from talking during movies, sorry. I am rarely in the mood for sex, because I always have a stomach-ache. Unless I am drunk, of course.

Redeeming qualities: Your mom will love me because I will tell her all your secrets. Your dad will love me because I will flirt with him shamelessly. You will love me because I make a good lemon-meringue pie.

Anyone interested?

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