Picasso Contest Winner

About a week and a half ago I posted a contest in which those who entered would visit the Mr. Picasso Head website and create an image for me to judge. The winner of which would get a mix CD. I liked all the entries and am glad that you took the time to send them to me. But there can only be one winner. They all though warrant discussion.
Most Scattered: DSD Excellent use of colour and shape. Abstract, yet concrete. Nice.
Most Mysterious: Anonymous Like an austere Hitchcock.
Most Childlike: Graeme Pastel blue and yellow. Together at last.
Most Solemn: Mason Where does he come from? Why is he singing “The Reflex”?
Most Heartbreaking: Nikki 19 year old boys watch out!
Most Mischievous: Susy & Sasha Will just as soon kick your ass as pinch it.
Most Sassy: Lex Like watching Fashion TV circa 1988 and not giving a fuck.
Most Artistic: Timmy Tapeworm So well executed I thought it was fake.
Most Accurate: Xelif Despite the abstract nature a surprisingly accurate portrait.

The Winner is: LEX!
All of the entries were great. Most of them were fabulous and I thank you for entering. However, Lex did something that all those who entered did not. Lex had the audacity to ask if I could rig the contest in her favour. Now before your get all riled up, take note that never have I said that these contests were fair or unbiased. Also ask yourself why you’ve never asked me to rig it for you. That’s the real shame. The truth however is they’re all rigged and always have been. I’ve just never advertised the fact. So remember when next I post a contest, that I’ve always been selling out, but no one’s ever been buying.

2 Responses to “Picasso Contest Winner”

  1. heavy d Says:

    nice…that’s all ya got? my ass is nice and my breasts are fantastic and so is that drawing.

  2. x Says:

    I like Graeme’s. Nothing like a smiling blue pin-point-eyed hardboiled egg above shoulders to brighten the day. I should like to hang that one in my breakfast nook. Half-human, half-Humptey Dumptey. Simplicity at its finest. I demand you make him a mix cd now, if you know him. And while you’re at it, make a copy for me too, please.