I got nothing
Originally the subject of this post was going to be on online test that I took regarding my social personality. (Prognosis: not so good) But after taking the arduous 88 questions and then getting a small paragraph telling me something that I already know Like the fact that I don’t like people and trust mostly myself but if you get some gin in me and I’ll be your friend, lover, and confidante. (Read: slutty)
Ultimately, I felt that you deserved better from me. I mean, granted I do this site mostly to amuse myself, but I guess some people actually visit this and as such I feel I have standards to uphold. Who ever thought I’d ever adhere to standards - even if they are my own. Anyways, here’s a snakes and ladders game to keep you fuckers appeased for one more night. If you don’t like that here’s a website about collecting perfume bottles.
Well done, cockass!
May 7th, 2004 at 3:19 AM
Fuck, you would think that at the least you could direct some of the thousands of viewers of your site towards mine if you “Got Nothing”
Hey kids, click on my name below and make me feel good about my Stats page!
May 7th, 2004 at 9:47 AM
Although Eric’s dailies keeps 2-watt bulbs like myself more than amused, I am fickle as shit, and have now moved my readership over to My Own Biggest Fan.
Yes, that is all it took.
May 7th, 2004 at 9:58 AM
fuck, man, that test sucked ass. i’m a fucking social leper now, thanks to that test. i’m going to turn into goddamned obi wan kenobi without the lightsaber, or ted fucking kazinksi with a better sense of dress. shit. thanks, eric
May 7th, 2004 at 11:47 AM
mmm Eric, I love it when you talk dirty to me. Cockass.
May 7th, 2004 at 17:10 PM
Aww man, i lost 4 times in a row, by hitting that last snake…
its fixed i tell you…fixed
May 7th, 2004 at 19:57 PM
Dammit! I fail once and my readership turns on me like jackals. Screw this website! I’m going back to making macrame owls and selling them at craft fairs.