Barbie girl
Cindy Jackson is not only believes in the Beauty Myth, she lives it and loves it. I got to hand it to her though. To be able to take something seemingly shallow and banal like wanting to look like Barbie and follow through with it to its most logical extreme takes gusto.
She’s had it all too: Eye lifts, Nose jobs, Cheek implants, Lip augmentation, Cosmetic Dentistry, Chin reduction, Jaw reshaped, Facelifts, Breast implants in, Breast implants out, Dermabrasion, Chemical peels, Fat transfers, Liposuction, Filler injections, Laser treatment, and much, much more.
The best part is that she has absolutely no pretense about altering her body to achieve an ideal unlike a certain French performance artist. Hope she knows when to stop though as it’s a slippery slope. I’m curious if they have couples rates for botox. If they do, I’ll need someone to couple up with for the treatment.
Who’s paying?
May 6th, 2004 at 15:19 PM
I’ll make myself over into Big Ethel if you agree to Jughead Jones.
May 6th, 2004 at 22:04 PM
Or perhaps me: Michael Gross. You: Meredith Baxter-Birney
May 7th, 2004 at 9:42 AM
That is good, but let’s add a twist. Me: Michael Gross. You: Meredith Baxter-Birney. This could be our claim to fame. Do we transform into them at the age we are now, or do we age ourselves a couple decades? Won’t my mother be delighted when she finds that her daughter has been replaced by a 48-yr old bearded man. Won’t Michael and Meredith be pleased as well.