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Q: What do a get when a bird hits a car speeding at 160 miles per hour?
A: A fucking mess.

Artist rendition of the bird in question.

If this is true then I must be the dumbest person on the planet.

Don’t lie to yourself. You’re curious. He has his own website. It has has photos of him with bigger celebrities. C’mon, it’s like a car wreck. You have to look.

Why are his lapels green, the jacket brown, and the sleeves blue?

Flash cartoons can either entertain you or drive you completely insane. This cartoon proves the latter. Click on the link, let it load, and turn up the volume on your computer. Sit back and prepare to get stupid. If you feel that you’re ready for round two, then try the Killer Japanese Seizure Robots on for size.

Kind of like this coupled with the sensation of someone kicking you between the legs at 160 beats per minute.

I don’t know what this is, where it came from, or what to do with it but it’s fun.

Welcome to the future. Where all robots are made of ham.

It’s your single stop for all your goth poetry needs. I found this site so inspiring that I decided to write my own. Tell me what you think. Feel free to write your own in the comments.

Black, Black Soul
by Flashcube.org

The darkness envelopes.

I welcome it. It shall bring comfort.
The comfort I lack in this…. this life.

I treat her like a queen.
The thrusts at me. Her scepter piercing my heart.

I laugh.

You cannot escape my dark whirlpool of pain and despair. No, really. I’m not shitting you.

Having exhausted the possibility of creating an actual Light Saber (light doesn’t stop. so much for that), various fans of Star Wars have embraced the possibility of creating a Plasma Saber. While the technology is far, far off in its practical implementation, the geeks are chomping at the bit. Come see what the fuss is about.

A Star Wars fan working diligently at creating a female droid.

The Gobbler is a marvel of both interior and exterior design. Whether it was designed by a genius or a madman can be debated. I however, think it’s fabulous.

There are several things which differentiate The Gobbler from any other motel / restaurant. First and foremost is that it serves turkey 365 day a year. Secondly, it features a bizarre mishmash of conflicting design styles; blue shag carpet with plastic chairs and faux-brick wall and a television set mounted over the bed. A round bed at that. This is only the tip of the iceberg. Do yourself a favour and take the complete tour of The Gobbler available at this website.

My god, it’s full of stars.

I’m not sure if this is a fetish site or an informational site but if you want to see lot of images of women in wigs hosted on the slowest web server in Russia then hotfoot it over there.

Somewhere someone is getting off on this.

was very pretty.

I’ve always found it difficult to make a spiritual pilgrimage as I’ve never really grown up adhering to one belief or another. What a relief, what a shear delight it was that I found this the other day. Finally something close to my heart, my soul, and my mouth.. I exalt thee, vodka. I exalt thee, gin. I exalt thee, vermouth.

Can you feel the power of The Lord? It moves through her.

Apparently so to this outspoken gentleman.

What your favourite celebrities looked like when sticking their tongues out.

I was sitting here struggling with what to post this afternoon when something appeared in the comments of a post that I had done a few days earlier. Apparently Mr. Shaun Ruhland is not a fan of cloning. He does his best to present a convincing argument. Check out these important points he makes

• cloning is dumb i think you guys are wasting your time doing worthless things. quit your job and get a real one loser!
• i think you guys is losers get a real job my job is more worthwile im a couch potato you guys is gay losers fuckers go to hell and GET A JOB FUCKOFFS!!!
• FUCKERS
• FUck offs go to hell
• your damn rite im not a fan of cloning fucker go to fucking hell if you have a coment about cloning email me at s_ruhland08@hotmail.com MOTHER FUCKER GOT A PROBLEM ABOUT IT ILL FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS MOTHER FUCKING HOMO
  fuckers go to hell mother fuckers

• cloning fucking sucks email 10 reasons why cloning is worth the time and money fucker fucker fucker fucker fuckerfucker fucker fucker fuckerfucker fucker fucker fuckerfucker fucker fucker fuckerfucker fucker fucker fuckerfucker fucker fucker fucker
• youre really pissing me off ass hole and you must be retarted because i said to give me 10 reasons not 1 retard you are a stupid mother fucking dick swallowing cocksucking donkey raping shit face

I don’t know about you but he sure has convinced me. And to think that I was sitting on the fence about this very important issue. If you wish to have further discussion about this issue. Feel free to post something in the comments of this posting or email Shaun. He’s very open to different viewpoints.

If sex ain’t your thing then there is a dating service for you.

Various objects being destroyed in ultra-slow speed a la The Matrix.

Kind of like this but involving fruits, vegetables and firecrackers.

Subway system maps of various cities around the world compared on a one-to-one scale.

The Ashley Madison Agency has been ruining marriages since 2001 with their services.

The Ashley Madison Agency specializes in meeting the distinct needs of attached and married women wishing to meet single or attached men with a mutual desire to share novelty, excitement, romance and intrigue, and to provide these romance-seekers with a safe, discreet way to meet each other.

I quite enjoy the vernacular they use — “novelty, excitement, romance and intrigue”. That sounds like adjectives used in the tagline of a Tom Cruise movie.

Replace the word “single” with “desperate”.

Commercial Closet is a website that features discussion about gay and lesbian themes in advertisement. Yes, yes, that’s all great and stuff but show me the funny commercials.

Tucker Max’s claim to fame is how he screwed Miss Vermont. Unto itself, it doesn’t seem that interesting but he has more confidence, more arrogance, and bigger fucking balls than most people I know. Granted he’s a misogynistic asshole but he’s a great story teller so I guess that’s one redeeming factor. Miss Vermont sued for putting the sordid details of their relationship up on the web for all to see and eventually dropped the case.