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As one who has never indulged, I find it interesting that there is such a science to procuring crack cocaine. Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.

Here’s a clip from an old British children’s television show called Rainbow. I distinctly remember watching the television show as a child. There’s little information though if this particular episode was actually aired but it would explain a lot about me if it was. To say that this clip is rife in innuendo would be an understatement as it hits you over the head like the giant phallus in Clockwork Orange. Here’s a direct link to the video. It’s about 16mb and Quicktime is required. The script for the show is here.

I took the test and really, could there be any other?

Wow. You’d think there would be an easier way to get out of paying one’s student loans.

What an ephemeral existence I lead. One in which I can while away the rest of this afternoon safe in the assumption that I can write what I want, when I want, because of the absolute zero implications it has outside of the context of the internet.

As long promised, here are some photos of last months Vegas trip. I have long since thrown out the photos which contain various out-of-focus body parts – some of which were mine.

From left to right:
Attention stalkers: click on the images to get a larger view of the photos.

• Photo sketch taken at the Nascar Caf?©. I’m on the left. My travel companion is on the right.
• In front of a giant pair of lips in front of a pharmacy on the strip. Sadly, it would be the closest I got to a pair of lips on that trip.
• At the Las Vegas airport waiting for the plane to take me home. Not knowing when to leave well enough alone I drank heavily at the airport (look at the size of the beer mug) and on the plane ride home.
• A headless shot of me going up the escalator to the Paris, Paris hotel and casino.

Tammy World is either the best website in the world or the fucking scariest. Series after series of photo vignettes featuring Tammy doing a variety of things while drinking Old Milwaukee then passing out. There’s something captivating about them but at the same time a bit unsettling and funny.

You do realize, of course, that I’ve secured a spot in hell simply for posting this link.

Here is a confessional website that deals with anonymous tales of love or love lost. It’s both cute, heartbreaking, and very sad. For the record, I have not posted anything to this site. All accusations are unfounded.

The Adult Baby fetish now has a voice in the form of Adult Baby Radio. You can listen to songs about adult crapping in their adult -sized diapers, sucking their “baba”, and monologues about how the fetish is misunderstood and how people should let adult babies be babies and accept them. I want my bwanky!

This is not a picture of me. I would never wear that shirt.

Here’s a morally bankrupt online game involving, drug peddling, naked women, and cash money. If you beat or finish the first one, try the second one which is equally deplorable.

But what about my perfect body in action.

because I certainly thought it was me. I was wrong.

Here’s a great website for all you retro-futurists out there. I’d write a nice preamble, but honestly, I’m not in the mood for it right now. But at least it attempts to answer something I’ve always wondered if not fantasized about.

Childish yes, however the circumstances in the previous post warrant this.

It may be time to leave my place of employment. I enjoy the staff but I must move on to bigger, if not grander things. That being said, I am now in that position. and while I will be diligently looking for new employment over the next few days, sometimes one has to rely on the old standbys of friendship and nepotism to land a new job. Here’s where you come in: I will list the following attributes. Some of them job related and some of them because I like to hear how good I sound in print. I will also include my resume in PDF format at the bottom for your perusal.

• I am genuinely nice. Sometimes to a fault, but nice nonetheless.
• Quite creative. At least that’s what my BFA tells me.
• Very good with computers. This website is a testament to that.
• Snappy dress sense. I can be the “quirky office guy”.

If you know of any leads please email me and I’d be more than appreciative.

Surprisingly, my fifth year doing this damn thing. Training would have officially started today had I not forgotten to bring my shorts to the gym.

This explains so much.

Yes, you can do it! You can play a game in which you dress up your precious little puppy. I lost intersest quickly after level 2. I’m sure you will as well and when you do you should visit this site featuring a spring pageant featuring a man who has made costumes for his cats. Unsurprisingly, the cats don’t look impressed with the whole ordeal. Would you? Update: I found even more pictures of the cat. This time at halloween. Poor kitty.

“Scoots” is ready to claw the fuck out of the asshole who dressed him up as a goddamned ladybug.

I’m surprised that I haven’t posted this link yet as it is one of my favourite websites. Rock and Roll Confidential is a wonderful, wonderful site. Very funny and very catty - just the way I like it. One place to check out on the site is the daily douchebag where they make fun of cheesy band promo shots.

In the ongoing effort to promote safe and enjoyable sexual experiences amongst my readership, it is my pleasure to announce that Astroglide is providing free samples by phoning the telephone number on this webpage. US residents can click here. Don’t say I never do anything for you.