Klingon wedding
Full disclosure: I like Star Trek. But on the flip side, I also like cola slurpees, my iPod, and Mr. T. However, a line must be drawn that clearly divides being a fan and being a fanatic — one that makes the distinction between, “I really enjoy the show as I find it entertaining and well written.” and “That Klingon chick is really fucking hot!”. Unfortunately for some of us that distinction isn’t as clear. So when I’ve finally met that special someone (possibly in Vegas) and I walk down the aisle, it won’t be in full Klingon uniform and make-up.

The happy couple is enjoying their honeymoon on planet earth.