Eric’s Christmas letter

Hello friends,

I have been at my parents for about three days now and have learned the scope of human endurance. Whether it be how far one’s stomach can distend after being filled with Christmas cheer and food or how much wine and spirits one can drink without appearing a lush arround the in-laws.

Again, I have retained the title of “favourite uncle” to my neices and nephew. They like me because I can talk to them about the crap they like with a very good degree of knowledge. In fact, just this afternoon my niece and I had a lively debate on the merits of Britney vs. Christina. We both like Christina better as Britney’s new album is weak.

They show their appreciation in strange ways though. Usually this entails all of them taking out an appendage. With five of them in total it can be pretty difficult to escape. The worst part is they get bigger every single year.

I brought my iPod with me to keep me entertained and hooked it up to the computer speakers. My mom calls it my “little special thing”.

I have taken a liking to taking a sauna several times a day. My dad showed me a way to trick to temperature guage so that it get even hotter than it’s really supposed to go. I’ve been able to get it up to around 200 degrees Fehrenheit at which point I experience euphoria. I’ve never taken any hallucigens but I suspect after spending 2 hours in a sauna the experience is quite similar. Most of time though I close my eyes and pretend I’m in Maui. Which, had things gone according to plan, I would be right now.

wuv,
Eric

On more than one occasion I have seen this during one of my sauna hallucinations. What does it mean?

2 Responses to “Eric’s Christmas letter”

  1. Kevin Says:

    I must take exception to your ruling that Christina tops Britney: Complete farce. You’re a backwoods man Mr. Skilling. However I still admire your chutzpah.

  2. heather Says:

    Britney was married at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas yesterday! She’s strewn the aisle with petals skilling, you only have to walk down it.