Dial “O” for orgasm
When making the decision to purchase my cell phone, one of the things I considered were possible accessories to expand the capabilities of the phone. I considered things like the optional camera attachment, a desk charger, and a case to carry it around easier. Little did I know that someone had invented an accessory that may soon prove to be more popular than any of the others. Particularly amongst females. I’ll try to describe it as tactfully as possible without tainting the man-child guise I’ve inadvertently built around me.
This accessory channels the vibrations from the silent vibrating ring of a cell phone through a long, cylindrical extension covering the case of the phone. The vibrations from the accessory are used to bring about enjoyment to the “special area” of the fairer of the species. See for yourself.
November 26th, 2003 at 0:30 AM
gross. Gross gross gross gross gross gross gross. Tonight - and for the rest of my life - i sleep in footy pyjamas, and shower in a bathing suit, as the world has become a far too revolting place to risk ever being completely naked. My condemnation of cell-phones is now entirely justified.
November 26th, 2003 at 7:53 AM
Of course it’s gross. Why do you think I didn’t post any pictures of the dam thing. That would have just alienated whatever friends I have left.
November 27th, 2003 at 3:02 AM
I am more weirded out by the man-child description of yourself than the actual item you posted about.
Man-child man/child. Man. Child.
Ugh.
November 27th, 2003 at 8:21 AM
Did I write Man-child? I totally meant to write Motherfucker instead.