Nice guys finish last
According to R. Don Steele, being nice doesn’t mean jack shit and the only way to get any tail is to be an belligerent asshole. He has refined his technique and has marketed it under the name Steel Balls. Steel Balls is a surprisingly successful project aimed at middle-aged divorced males who want to tap some 24 year old ass. He tells you how to dress, what kind of haircut to get, and how to act. How successful is the Steel Ball Principle? Here’s some testimonials from the website.
At the end of the trip, we had a formal diner. I came in my dark blue business suit with a solid red tie accompanied by a perfect Windsor knot. Many young, beautiful women came up to me and start touching my suit. Saying things like, “Wow, this is a nice suit . . . it feels so good . . . you look so great”. Keep in mind that in half the cases, their hands were on me when they said these things. One lady even came up to my room to bring me diner and gave me a massage. My roommate told me that day that at least 16 young women came up to ask him how I was doing.
To which I say, “fuck that!”. Maybe I should apply the Steel Balls Principals to my life because it certainly can’t be a change for the worse. I can be an asshole. Hell, if I put my mind to it I could possibly be the biggest fucking asshole this town has seen. All I have to do is to start treating women like meat and be confrontational towards everyone. Yeah, that’s the fucking ticket!
This asshole gets more dates than me.
November 24th, 2003 at 1:03 AM
Wow. That was quite the rant. Maybe the radiation from the cell phone has already fried my brain.
November 24th, 2003 at 3:47 AM
Nice guys are overrated, with their little smirks and concern. Shall we watch the latest romantic comedy? Yes, please. May I put my arm around you? Oh please do. Giggles. UGH. Give me Sam Peckinpah any day.
Alright, off to work! Have a great day kids.
November 24th, 2003 at 3:53 AM
Oh, I watched Romy and Michelles High School Reunion last night: A wonderful little piece.
November 24th, 2003 at 7:24 AM
Kevin,
You have steel fucking balls. Oh, and glad you liked Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion.
Eric
November 24th, 2003 at 21:33 PM
Impressive that the two of you have just found this fine piece of 90’s cinema. Especially since the real 80’s revival has finally come and gone, I am going to dig out my old Nirvana and Pearl Jam cd’s and start the 90’s revival. oh whoops… I don’t need to, I can just go by The Vines and Nickleback… (shudder)
November 29th, 2003 at 11:18 AM
Um. Yeh. Well. Uhhh… I dunno what to say about this one. Steel balls or steel brains…
Funny how the chix were asking about him, but not bonkin’ him. Delusional, maybe?
Maybe you just need to eat more red meat, cause really…. isn’t any man with a cellphone sexy? Heh.
December 3rd, 2003 at 18:23 PM
Yeah, I guess you guys are right again.
Wish I was smart like youse.
Steel balls can’t work.
Like you, I’m happy without women, sex, dates. I TRULY like being alone dicking with with my game boy (& my shlong) instead of bonking chicks.
Yeah right !
His book got to top 500 books at Amazon…
I hear ya… “must be a fluke”, as you reach for the tissues to clean up.