Ring my bell
On a lark, I got a cell phone today. Actually, that’s a bit misleading as it was an idea which I had been thinking about since about early yesterday afternoon and was finalized over breakfast with my neighbour who also coincidentally got a cell phone as well. The conversation went something like this:
Eric: People don’t phone me. Also when they do I am indisposed and miss their calls.
Neighbour: Me too. There must be something that can be done about this situation.
Eric: You’re right. These land lines sure are cramping my style.
Neighbour: But what can we do, Eric?
Eric: Let’s get cell phones. Then we can never miss calls, people will love us, and we will radiate an air on techno-chic.
Neighbour: And we can put stickers on them.
Not only does having a cell phone make Eric look cool but under harsh lighting it makes him looks fucking sexy.
November 24th, 2003 at 3:02 AM
dude you’re NUTS to put out a phone # like that
November 24th, 2003 at 7:08 AM
thanks. I take for granted that other people check out this site as well. therefore I’ve taken it down.
November 24th, 2003 at 10:15 AM
Dear Eric,
I have decided to set the record straight on the RealTruth of our conversation of yesterday… The truth must come out.
http://www.renf.org
Sincerely,
Graeme
November 24th, 2003 at 21:26 PM
Cell phones are lame. you are in SO much trouble, skilling - i don’t even know where to start. See you after christmas mobile-man.
sincerely,
heather kvill
November 29th, 2003 at 11:20 AM
STICKERS!!!!!!!