Ring my bell

On a lark, I got a cell phone today. Actually, that’s a bit misleading as it was an idea which I had been thinking about since about early yesterday afternoon and was finalized over breakfast with my neighbour who also coincidentally got a cell phone as well. The conversation went something like this:

Eric: People don’t phone me. Also when they do I am indisposed and miss their calls.
Neighbour: Me too. There must be something that can be done about this situation.
Eric: You’re right. These land lines sure are cramping my style.
Neighbour: But what can we do, Eric?
Eric: Let’s get cell phones. Then we can never miss calls, people will love us, and we will radiate an air on techno-chic.
Neighbour: And we can put stickers on them.


Not only does having a cell phone make Eric look cool but under harsh lighting it makes him looks fucking sexy.

5 Responses to “Ring my bell”

  1. Robert Says:

    dude you’re NUTS to put out a phone # like that

  2. Eric Says:

    thanks. I take for granted that other people check out this site as well. therefore I’ve taken it down.

  3. Graeme Says:

    Dear Eric,

    I have decided to set the record straight on the RealTruth of our conversation of yesterday… The truth must come out.

    http://www.renf.org

    Sincerely,
    Graeme

  4. heather Says:

    Cell phones are lame. you are in SO much trouble, skilling - i don’t even know where to start. See you after christmas mobile-man.
    sincerely,
    heather kvill

  5. Laurie Says:

    STICKERS!!!!!!!