Tim Barnard is Best Fucking Person In The Entire World

Why does everybody love Tim Barnard? Is it the sheer audacity in which he enters and wins baby name contests with names like, “Roughrider Barnard”? Yes, yes, yes! What a perfect name to bequest on one of the lucky orphans that he has taken under his wing.

Not only is Tim incredibly handsome but he is also serperbly talented having on more than one occasion beaten international chess champion Garry Kasparov at checkers and then using the money from his winnings to start the Tim Barnard Foundation For The Arts.

The Tim Barnard Foundation For The Arts is an organization that helps tetraplegic children learn to paint and sculpt with the power of thought alone. Tim will be curating the exhibition in which these as well as some of his own works will be featured.

Tim can be difficult to track down at the best of times as his commitments often take him abroad. As a consequence, he is very well travelled and can speak over 20 human languages and at least 5 animal ones. However when he does come back home it’s like he’s never left at all because even while he is gone physically his influence is very pervasive. Be it the city hall that he helped design and engineer, the city park named in his honour, or the tee-ball team he sponsors. Everywhere you go, he’s there.

One Response to “Tim Barnard is Best Fucking Person In The Entire World”

  1. Eric Says:

    Yes, everyone’s entries were really good but there was something about Tim’s that for some reason I really liked.

    eric