The Motherfucking Schick Quattro
I’ve been using the Mach 3 razor for about 5 or 6 years now having only recently upgraded to the Mach 3 Turbo. I like the Mach 3 Turbo for all the reasons that Gillette’s marketing team wants me to. I mean, c’mon the thing has three blades. So when I heard about the Schick Quattro, I could barely contain myself. Four fucking blades! I haven’t bought one yet but I know I will. I really enjoy being marketed to, especially when it comes shaving products - something I take far too seriously. As with any new razor, I expect to give up my first and second born to aquire it. However, seeing as I’d as soon sell them into slavery, it’s an even trade.
That’s right. Four fucking blades.
November 15th, 2003 at 8:36 AM
has anyone ever noticed that in the mach 3 commercial the guy is floating around in his shitter and shaving (as if he’s in outerspace) and his dog is in the can too but when they cut the scene then come back to it the dog has turned into a chick? am I nuts?
November 20th, 2003 at 17:59 PM
yes.
February 29th, 2004 at 20:14 PM
In answer to your first question, Yes. And as for your second question, Yes.