Real Ultimate Power
Robert likes ninjas. He really, really likes them. And while I could describe to you how cool he thinks they are, I can describe it as well as he can.
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don’t even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. And that’s what I call REAL Ultimate Power !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Be sure to check out the scripts for various ninja movies he has planned. Most of them involve an uppercut to the balls followed by the ninja waling on an electric guitar.
Someone has made a movie based on one of the scripts. You must watch it.
