Celebrity Email

Send an email to your favourite celebrity and let them know how much of a fan you are of their work. Not only can you write letters you can also read the captivating albeit fucking crazy letters by other people.

Letter to Cameron Diaz
Dear Cameron, With all the respect that you deserve, I want to tell you that you are so sexy, hot and original that you remember Marilyn Monroe. If she already has another life, I’m sure you are.As a man I am, I can imagine how loved could be a man in your arms. It must be a dream came true, to feel and kiss your lips. Very truly yours: Alberto

Letter to Angelina Jolie
hello Ange so how about a date im 25yrs old i live in Massachusetts lol how lame asking you out through a email id rather face to face but the chaces of me meeting you in person not to good if you want i can send you a pic of myself:) So you did another TR movie it looks good i will have to see it when it comes out on dvd. I would go to the theaters to see it but sitting on those seats for that long no way well hope to hear from you…

Update: No one won last weeks contest by meeting or beating my ranking of level eight. However, kudos to Mason for getting to level six. I’ve decided to make a new contest. But this time it’s a bit more arbitrary as there are no points or levels involved. Write a fan letter to the person of your choice and post it in the comments. Most disturbing or beguiling letter wins a prize.

Dear Jodie Foster………..

6 Responses to “Celebrity Email”

  1. dawn Says:

    Well Eric after 2 weeks of living large on the farm i have finally taken the “test” and i have scored an eight. So take that! Are you scared now? i think i am.

  2. Laurie Says:

    Dammit. 7. Why does it seem you always have one up on me??!!! :P

    Anyway…. I’d probably write Sponge Bob… and I’m sure it would be so very boring…. so I won’t rant about it.

  3. Eric Skilling Says:

    Hmm…… Let me get the ball rolling. Here’s my letter.

    Dear Jennifer Tilly,

    You are so sexy and pretty. You have a nice sounding voice and have nice hair and eyes. I like all your movies. Can you email me? I want to go on a date with you because I think you will like me very much as we have a lot in common. please write back. I think of you when I go to sleep and when I wake up too. You can phone too. 604-254-3426 I’ll wait for your call.

    Love,
    Eric Skilling

    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

  4. cherine gunawardena Says:

    Dear Sarah Mc Lachlan,

    I enjoy your music, your music is a diary for me and helps me through the pist off days. Someday I hope to meet you in person. You are a awesome person and have beleifes in humanity and stuff, you are truly are a wonderful and gifted person. Your music heals all wounds of mine and I thank you sarah.

    your fan
    cherine

  5. carol Says:

    hi…
    how are u?i’m carole for lebanon..
    plz i want email julia roberts and meg ryan and cameron diaz richard gere plz sending for me from my email caroll888@hotmail.com i waiting your email okey see u and bye bye….
    carol

  6. carol Says:

    hi how are u…

    i’m carole from lebanon plz sending email
    julia roberts meg ryan demi more mel gibson and cameron diaz me email is caroll888@hotmail.com
    plz sending it’s email i wait u see u and bye bye.
    carol8