I Love Women

I love my female friends. They are intelligent, fashionable, sassy, and forthright with their opinions. I respect them without prejudice and treat them as equal. However, if one of them met me one day with a vulva-shaped purse, I would probably have to reconsider our friendship. Thankfully, I am confident in the fact that they have one thing in common: taste.

ArtGoddess.com has vulva-shaped merchandise for sale on their website. They are made with care from people who spell “magical” with a K. They have vulva-purses, vulva-valentines, and most disturbing of all a vulva-hat.

“A heart full of love and the feminine divine or….

you can never have too many vulvas!”


I don’t know about you but if I gave any of the women I know a vulva-valentine, they would slap the shit out of me. And for good reason.

2 Responses to “I Love Women”

  1. ANGELA! Says:

    I would like to see a vulva shaped day-timer. A good one is so hard to find these days what with all these new fangle vulva shaped PDA’s

  2. Eric Says:

    Okay, you get the vulva-daytimer and I’ll get vulva-gonch. Deal?