AK-MP3
Well there’s the iPod and then there’s this. A portable MP3 player built into the ammunition magazine of a Kalashnikov assault rifle. Holds 20GB and is stainless steel and a USB 2 interface for fast transfer. Also sports an internal lithium battery for up to 10 hours of playback and anti-shock protection. Makes a great accessory for a camouflage bikini.
Yowsa!